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[kobes]

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USERNAME: kboy88



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@badsir

[kobes]

corny, english, whatever same thing

nah, just trying to make you say you missed me
that's all
💓

[mygoodsir]

It is not.

Of course I've missed you. You're my favourite.

[kobes]

if you say so, sweetie.

aw. liar. 😘 i missed you too.

[mygoodsir]

Second favourite, then.

Liar, you probably barely remember my face. But I'm glad you're here all the same. It's terribly boring otherwise.

[kobes]

i'm a solid top 3 at least, right?

i remember lots of other things about you.
awww. getting lonesome? should i send you something to keep you company?

📨 delivery

[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

text - un: 💋💋💋💋

[nishtha]

Hi slut.

un: kboy88

[kobes]

[kicking his feet, twirling his hair]

hi, whore 💓
how's the unresolved mommy issues?

[nishtha]

She sends her love. How's everyone's favourite Antipodean cumbucket?

[kobes]

dying of a xanax/champagne plane hangover
stop using big words when i'm dying, bitch

[nishtha]

I know a great cure for hangovers like that.

@spirited

[dead_tongue]

hey slut

you know an fp jones?

text; un: kboy88

[kobes]

are you assuming that just cause a man is hot and older i've had his dick in my mouth???
RUDE.



yes, I know him 🙄

[dead_tongue]

obvi.

so he likes twinks. he like anything else special? feet? piss? bunny costumes?

[kobes]

nobody likes bunny costumes actually that's a lie from big rabbit to sell stuff.
i dunno. brats, i guess?

so you'll do just fine.😘

[dead_tongue]

fantastic 💕

i owe you. you can have coke or info.

@q

[longitudinal]

You left your underwear in the bathroom.
They’re cute, but not my size.

[kobes]

bold accusations from an olympian

how do you know? did you try them on?

[longitudinal]

Well you did. Unless they’re a gift, but they’re still yours and they still got left behind.

Also, the label tells me all I need to know. Should I try them on? 😉

[kobes]

well considering i leave them all over the place i just cant seem to recall if i left any where you could find them...

you should probably try them on and take a photo
so i can make sure 🥰

[longitudinal]

You're a busy guy.

I don't do photos. Bad for the reputation if they get out and I'm going for Olympic gold.

You're welcome to come see for yourself.

@il sangre

[interpersonally]

( literally unblocked for just this. )

Did you leak that tape?

[kobes]

[well, hi there.]

no.
i'd rather die.

[interpersonally]

How secure is Alvida's network?

And why, on God's green Earth, would you agree to shoot that tape. Sex tapes are filmed every day without cameramen. WHY Teo's?

[kobes]

[huh. he'd expected more skepticism, more probing, but -- maybe that'll come later.]

the best money can buy, but apparently there's someone better than that out there.

because he asked me to.