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[kobes]

mmm my memory might be a little fuzzy.
could use a refresher.

yeah?
how grateful?

[mygoodsir]

As could I.

What do you want?

[kobes]

to see if you remember how to do that insane tongue thing tbh

[mygoodsir]

Oh, yes. I remember how.

That's the benefit of years of practice, my dear.

[kobes]

don't talk about practice unless its with me 😤

or someone i like.

[mygoodsir]

Brat. You're still the most adorable, Koby, I promise.

Then you must provide me an exhaustive list of whom I may fuck, I suppose.

[kobes]

i want that notarized and in writing and idk
laminated.

deal.
top of the list is timmy, obvi, in case u need to get off while i'm making the list~

[mygoodsir]

I'll call my lawyer.

Oh, jesus, his father is here. A right pain in the arse already.

[kobes]

you have a lawyer? good planning ahead.

yeah, he is.
hot af tho 😍

[mygoodsir]

I'm a doctor and divorced, of course I've got a lawyer.

Distract him for me and I'll buy you something nice.

[kobes]

god, i love a divorcee. so much more glamorous.

he hates my guts. so that'll be easy to do.

[mygoodsir]

Have I told you lately that you're very funny?

Why?

[kobes]

yeah, but not nearly enough 😘

I dunno. he's allergic to fun.

[mygoodsir]

You're very funny. And beautiful. And you've a charming accent.

Seems to be going around.

[kobes]

you could keep going, if you wanted~

the only reason he has to hate you is the fact that your dick's been inside his son. grow up, steffie.

[mygoodsir]

Did I mention the stunning arse?

Thank you! And he's no proof of that anyway.

[kobes]

you DIDN'T. quite the omission, doc.

awww, flattery will get you anywhere~
what're you doing after dinner?

[mygoodsir]

Well, I'm mentioning it now.

Nothing I can't get out of, if a more interesting opportunity were to present itself.

nsfw link

[kobes]

[and for that, he gets a reward.]

good boy.

does that seem more interesting to you?

[mygoodsir]

More interesting and more delicious.

[kobes]

good.
my room, when the stuffy butler guy calls for dinner.

[mygoodsir]

I'll be there.

[kobes]

good boy. 😘