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god, i love a divorcee. so much more glamorous. he hates my guts. so that'll be easy to do.

Have I told you lately that you're very funny?

Why?

yeah, but not nearly enough 😘 I dunno. he's allergic to fun.

You're very funny. And beautiful. And you've a charming accent.

Seems to be going around.

you could keep going, if you wanted~ the only reason he has to hate you is the fact that your dick's been inside his son. grow up, steffie.

Did I mention the stunning arse?

Thank you! And he's no proof of that anyway.

you DIDN'T. quite the omission, doc. awww, flattery will get you anywhere~ what're you doing after dinner?

Well, I'm mentioning it now.

Nothing I can't get out of, if a more interesting opportunity were to present itself.

[and for that, he gets a reward.]

good boy. does that seem more interesting to you?

Edited (i suffer more than jesus) 2025-06-03 01:56 (UTC)

More interesting and more delicious.

good. my room, when the stuffy butler guy calls for dinner.

I'll be there.

good boy. 😘