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@badsir

[kobes]

corny, english, whatever same thing

nah, just trying to make you say you missed me
that's all
💓

[mygoodsir]

It is not.

Of course I've missed you. You're my favourite.

[kobes]

if you say so, sweetie.

aw. liar. 😘 i missed you too.

[mygoodsir]

Second favourite, then.

Liar, you probably barely remember my face. But I'm glad you're here all the same. It's terribly boring otherwise.

[kobes]

i'm a solid top 3 at least, right?

i remember lots of other things about you.
awww. getting lonesome? should i send you something to keep you company?

[mygoodsir]

Absolutely.

Flattering things, one hopes.
You should. I'd be very grateful.

[kobes]

mmm my memory might be a little fuzzy.
could use a refresher.

yeah?
how grateful?

[mygoodsir]

As could I.

What do you want?

📨 delivery

[hymen]

[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

[kobes]

to see if you remember how to do that insane tongue thing tbh

[mygoodsir]

Oh, yes. I remember how.

That's the benefit of years of practice, my dear.

text - un: 💋💋💋💋

[nishtha]

Hi slut.

un: kboy88

[kobes]

[kicking his feet, twirling his hair]

hi, whore 💓
how's the unresolved mommy issues?

[kobes]

don't talk about practice unless its with me 😤

or someone i like.

[nishtha]

She sends her love. How's everyone's favourite Antipodean cumbucket?

[mygoodsir]

Brat. You're still the most adorable, Koby, I promise.

Then you must provide me an exhaustive list of whom I may fuck, I suppose.

[kobes]

dying of a xanax/champagne plane hangover
stop using big words when i'm dying, bitch

[kobes]

i want that notarized and in writing and idk
laminated.

deal.
top of the list is timmy, obvi, in case u need to get off while i'm making the list~

[nishtha]

I know a great cure for hangovers like that.

[kobes]

i'm listening

[nishtha]

It's simple. You sit on my dick until you feel better.

[mygoodsir]

I'll call my lawyer.

Oh, jesus, his father is here. A right pain in the arse already.

[kobes]

i didn't know you were a medical genius mando~

might need a refresher of where i should sit, since you hate me and its been forever 😔😔😔

[kobes]

you have a lawyer? good planning ahead.

yeah, he is.
hot af tho 😍

[mygoodsir]

I'm a doctor and divorced, of course I've got a lawyer.

Distract him for me and I'll buy you something nice.