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Koby ([personal profile] kobes) wrote2025-06-01 07:53 am

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mygoodsir: https://twoface.dreamwidth.org/ (ohhh)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
It is not.

Of course I've missed you. You're my favourite.
mygoodsir: (benevolent)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Second favourite, then.

Liar, you probably barely remember my face. But I'm glad you're here all the same. It's terribly boring otherwise.
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[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely.

Flattering things, one hopes.
You should. I'd be very grateful.
mygoodsir: (happy)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
As could I.

What do you want?
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📨 delivery

[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

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[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. I remember how.

That's the benefit of years of practice, my dear.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi slut.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She sends her love. How's everyone's favourite Antipodean cumbucket?
mygoodsir: (happy)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Brat. You're still the most adorable, Koby, I promise.

Then you must provide me an exhaustive list of whom I may fuck, I suppose.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I know a great cure for hangovers like that.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's simple. You sit on my dick until you feel better.
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[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll call my lawyer.

Oh, jesus, his father is here. A right pain in the arse already.
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[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a doctor and divorced, of course I've got a lawyer.

Distract him for me and I'll buy you something nice.

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