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[kobes]

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[kobes]

yeah well you can afford it, im a trashy bitch and my standards are sentient and breathing

hopefully by then ill have trophy twink babytrapped some old guy and can live my sunset years in peace

[dead_tongue]

exactly.

this is a good place to find one. all you need to do is watch and see which ones are deluding themselves into thinking they're loved. they'll put up with anything.

[kobes]

well, there are a few of those running around. seems like saltburnt is the place marriages go to die.

[dead_tongue]

then you know what to do.

love is a lie, Koby. never forget that.

[kobes]

yeah, i know. thanks.





one more question: do you know a good hrt hook-up in like
switzerland?

[dead_tongue]

switzerland? yeah, actually, I could hook you up. going on the run?

[kobes]

not yet. but i like having a plan or five, just in case.

[dead_tongue]

try not to fuck up so bad here you gotta bolt. 😘

[kobes]

that's the plan, slut 😘

[if he fucks up that bad, he won't need to bolt -- he'll be at the bottom of sydney harbor because alvida can and will make him disappear.

but he's not thinking about that right now.]

[dead_tongue]

that's queen slut to you. i have a crown.

[kobes]

they call those cock rings, baby 😘