have you hit up the pro athletes? they tend not to be very business savvy, but they have money. that yummy washed up tennis player maybe. or I think there's an olympic diver or swimmer.
yeah cause its a fundamentally unsound proposal. nobody wants to do business with her and she knows it, so she sends me to try and get it done instead 🙄🙄🙄
this is a good place to find one. all you need to do is watch and see which ones are deluding themselves into thinking they're loved. they'll put up with anything.
you must have an incredible lawyer, q. or publicist. or something.
[a huff, then a bellowed:] I said I'm coming! Jesus. [koby tosses his phone onto his bed, ignoring the insistent buzzing (more texts, he's late with an update and she's getting pissy, but christ almighty it's only been a week) and stomping over to the bathroom. he flings open his door, leaves it, clomps over the tile and then yanks open the door to quentin's side.]
[ or his dad knows a guy. a guy who has covered up a few things for him, yes, and who has protected q when he didn't know he needed protection. idly he thinks he needs to call his dad - it's been a while. he can't quite remember how long it's been and h̴̺͎̙͑̓͘e̴͇͙͛̚͝ c̵̦͚̈́͛̈́a̴̟͖̝̓̐̈́n̵͇̘̙̿͊͝'̸̢͓̦̐͒̚t̸̼̫̒͛̽͜ r̵̝̺͕̐̿̕e̵̡͓̟͐̓͒m̴̠͍̟̈́̒̐e̸̪͚̦͊͛͑m̸̝̪͆͘b̸͖̟͖͊͋͠e̴̝͎̝͒͌͘r̵̦͓͕͑͆ w̵̼͙͍͑͋͊h̸̢͓̺͑͐̚a̴̘̪͋̔̕t̴̡̻̾͊ h̵͉̟̓͌̈́͜i̵̦͇͒̾͆͜s̴̢͉͔͑̒̿ v̴̞̻͎̀͒̽o̸͉̦̘̓͝i̵͉̠͕͌̐̈́c̸͕̞͐̓̓e̴͉͕̺̾̈́̈́ s̴͕̻͎͋͆̔o̸̺̟͓̔̕͝u̸̼͎̽͑̔͜n̴̺͍͎̓͌̔d̴̞͎̠͛͊͝s̸̫͚͛́̾ l̵͍͎̟̈́̈́̓i̵̺͎̓͒͜k̸̙̞̺̒͌͠e̸̙͉͓̽̓͐ a̵͚͖̟̓̔̔ǹ̸̫̙̻̒̕ý̵̢̦̫͒͠m̵͇̺̻͌͒͒o̵̞̼̟̓̓͝r̸̠̘̈́́͛͜e̵̟͙͓̐̓͝.
but when the clomping of boots begins all the way to the moment those very same boots enter his room, he'll find q standing at his dresser, bent to dig out some kind of tshirt. and sure enough, he's in the pink underwear that fits him too tightly. the bottoms of his ass cheeks peek out, the fabric riding up. who knows what's going on in the front. ]
I've met many, many hot nerds. You say it like it's a bad thing.
Uh-huh. [that’s interesting, and koby should absolutely pursue that a bit more, because knowing about quentin’s dad will inform what he does next, how he approaches this odd little entanglement they’ve found themselves in – yes, the shower had thrown him, the show of something like genuine kindness deeply unnerving, but koby can adjust. he can strategize, he can adapt.
except quentin’s standing there in koby’s underwear, the silk straining over the curve of his ass and koby sort of forgets how to think for a moment. it should be comical, how poorly the pink panties fit, but – it’s not. it’s so, so not.
koby swallows, crossing his arms and resting his hip against the doorframe, like he’s unbothered, like it doesn’t matter what quentin’s wearing.] Now you’re telling on yourself. Where do you hang out where you meet that many nerds?
@badsir
nah, just trying to make you say you missed me
that's all
💓
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Of course I've missed you. You're my favourite.
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aw. liar. 😘 i missed you too.
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Liar, you probably barely remember my face. But I'm glad you're here all the same. It's terribly boring otherwise.
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i remember lots of other things about you.
awww. getting lonesome? should i send you something to keep you company?
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Flattering things, one hopes.
You should. I'd be very grateful.
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could use a refresher.
yeah?
how grateful?
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What do you want?
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That's the benefit of years of practice, my dear.
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or someone i like.
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Then you must provide me an exhaustive list of whom I may fuck, I suppose.
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laminated.
deal.
top of the list is timmy, obvi, in case u need to get off while i'm making the list~
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Oh, jesus, his father is here. A right pain in the arse already.
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yeah, he is.
hot af tho 😍
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Distract him for me and I'll buy you something nice.
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he hates my guts. so that'll be easy to do.
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Why?
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I dunno. he's allergic to fun.
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Seems to be going around.
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the only reason he has to hate you is the fact that your dick's been inside his son. grow up, steffie.
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Thank you! And he's no proof of that anyway.
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awww, flattery will get you anywhere~
what're you doing after dinner?
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Nothing I can't get out of, if a more interesting opportunity were to present itself.
nsfw link
good boy.
does that seem more interesting to you?
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my room, when the stuffy butler guy calls for dinner.
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📨 delivery
text - un: 💋💋💋💋
un: kboy88
hi, whore 💓
how's the unresolved mommy issues?
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stop using big words when i'm dying, bitch
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might need a refresher of where i should sit, since you hate me and its been forever 😔😔😔
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you know you're her favorite, babe.
hung it in the dining room apparently, replaced the warhol.
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Will you be going to this American party tonight?
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thinking about it
the not-president guy's footing the bill for my outfit so why not
you?
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It will be fun, anyway. And now I want to see your outfit.
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and spoil the surprise? naughty ❤️
i can show you what's underneath, so you know what you're working towards
[presidentialslutparty.png]
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You should wear those to meet the sexy priest as well.
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think that'll work? you know me, i love undermining the church
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also you think i'm preeeeeetty 🥰🥰🥰
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[ A beat. ]
Former brother in law.
And yes, Koko, I do think you're pretty. So does the raging hard-on you've given me.
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promises, promises~ save that for tonight, mando baby, i'll be ready to go after the newlyweds get me warmed up for the party 🥰
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good to know. seen anyone else yet you know?
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Did you spot Hawkins Fuller yet? The tennis pro? What I would give for a night between those thighs.
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oh yeah. ohhhhh yeah 😏
heard he's like a sad tortured widower.
he's down BAD for teo tho
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[ Without a trace of irony. ]
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@spirited
you know an fp jones?
text; un: kboy88
RUDE.
yes, I know him 🙄
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so he likes twinks. he like anything else special? feet? piss? bunny costumes?
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i dunno. brats, i guess?
so you'll do just fine.😘
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i owe you. you can have coke or info.
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who's most likely to invest in alvida's shitty casinos?
like, desperate, edge of ruin ready to risk it all?
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have you hit up the pro athletes? they tend not to be very business savvy, but they have money. that yummy washed up tennis player maybe. or I think there's an olympic diver or swimmer.
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and they have money? u sure?
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having a hard time pitching your bullshit, sweetie?
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yeah cause its a fundamentally unsound proposal. nobody wants to do business with her and she knows it, so she sends me to try and get it done instead 🙄🙄🙄
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that's the funniest strategy i've ever heard: send a twink to sell it. what is this, boyscout cookies?
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i can be very convincing when i wanna be 😏😏😏 made more business deals than she has, anyway.
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you guys suck so bad lol
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but they have horse riding ass so it doesnt matter!!!
bitch i know i am prayinggggg for the downfall of the empire except i'll go down with it lmfao
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don't worry, sweetie, you can coast on your looks until you're 25.
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hopefully by then ill have trophy twink babytrapped some old guy and can live my sunset years in peace
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this is a good place to find one. all you need to do is watch and see which ones are deluding themselves into thinking they're loved. they'll put up with anything.
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love is a lie, Koby. never forget that.
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one more question: do you know a good hrt hook-up in like
switzerland?
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[if he fucks up that bad, he won't need to bolt -- he'll be at the bottom of sydney harbor because alvida can and will make him disappear.
but he's not thinking about that right now.]
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@q
They’re cute, but not my size.
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how do you know? did you try them on?
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Also, the label tells me all I need to know. Should I try them on? 😉
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you should probably try them on and take a photo
so i can make sure 🥰
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I don't do photos. Bad for the reputation if they get out and I'm going for Olympic gold.
You're welcome to come see for yourself.
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only if you got them on
pink or black? i'm missing one of each
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They're pink. They don't quite fit over my ass.
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most definitely mine
i'll come get them once i recover from the tragedy of your ass being thicker than mine
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Besides yours looks like the right size to get my hands on. A perfect fit.
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what a coincidence -- i was just thinking your hands are the perfect size for my ass
goldilocks situation
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But does this mean I have to try two other asses before I find the one that's just right?
That means someone else will see me in pink first.
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[koby's typed out "no way" before he can think, before he can stop and ask himself why that reaction. why does he care?
after a beat:] i'm sure you got plenty of those lining up for a squeeze, if you WANT
but i don't think any will measure up, spoiler warning
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Spoilers? I got a good look in the shower so I'm inclined to believe you.
If you want to see how these fit, you don't have much time. Or should I come to you? Make a scene of it.
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there are a lotta hotties here. a LOT. i could be defeated.
nooooOOOOOO no no i'm the scene-maker in this roommateship. me. myself. i'm coming, hold on.
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But all that aside - are you going to come make a scene or not? I have a few other scene-makers in my inventory. They might even like me in pink, too.
[ what's a little harmless fun among roommates. ]
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[a huff, then a bellowed:] I said I'm coming! Jesus. [koby tosses his phone onto his bed, ignoring the insistent buzzing (more texts, he's late with an update and she's getting pissy, but christ almighty it's only been a week) and stomping over to the bathroom. he flings open his door, leaves it, clomps over the tile and then yanks open the door to quentin's side.]
Don't say "inventory", you sound like a nerd.
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[ or his dad knows a guy. a guy who has covered up a few things for him, yes, and who has protected q when he didn't know he needed protection. idly he thinks he needs to call his dad - it's been a while. he can't quite remember how long it's been and h̴̺͎̙͑̓͘e̴͇͙͛̚͝ c̵̦͚̈́͛̈́a̴̟͖̝̓̐̈́n̵͇̘̙̿͊͝'̸̢͓̦̐͒̚t̸̼̫̒͛̽͜ r̵̝̺͕̐̿̕e̵̡͓̟͐̓͒m̴̠͍̟̈́̒̐e̸̪͚̦͊͛͑m̸̝̪͆͘b̸͖̟͖͊͋͠e̴̝͎̝͒͌͘r̵̦͓͕͑͆ w̵̼͙͍͑͋͊h̸̢͓̺͑͐̚a̴̘̪͋̔̕t̴̡̻̾͊ h̵͉̟̓͌̈́͜i̵̦͇͒̾͆͜s̴̢͉͔͑̒̿ v̴̞̻͎̀͒̽o̸͉̦̘̓͝i̵͉̠͕͌̐̈́c̸͕̞͐̓̓e̴͉͕̺̾̈́̈́ s̴͕̻͎͋͆̔o̸̺̟͓̔̕͝u̸̼͎̽͑̔͜n̴̺͍͎̓͌̔d̴̞͎̠͛͊͝s̸̫͚͛́̾ l̵͍͎̟̈́̈́̓i̵̺͎̓͒͜k̸̙̞̺̒͌͠e̸̙͉͓̽̓͐ a̵͚͖̟̓̔̔ǹ̸̫̙̻̒̕ý̵̢̦̫͒͠m̵͇̺̻͌͒͒o̵̞̼̟̓̓͝r̸̠̘̈́́͛͜e̵̟͙͓̐̓͝.
but when the clomping of boots begins all the way to the moment those very same boots enter his room, he'll find q standing at his dresser, bent to dig out some kind of tshirt. and sure enough, he's in the pink underwear that fits him too tightly. the bottoms of his ass cheeks peek out, the fabric riding up. who knows what's going on in the front. ]
I've met many, many hot nerds. You say it like it's a bad thing.
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except quentin’s standing there in koby’s underwear, the silk straining over the curve of his ass and koby sort of forgets how to think for a moment. it should be comical, how poorly the pink panties fit, but – it’s not. it’s so, so not.
koby swallows, crossing his arms and resting his hip against the doorframe, like he’s unbothered, like it doesn’t matter what quentin’s wearing.] Now you’re telling on yourself. Where do you hang out where you meet that many nerds?