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Koby ([personal profile] kobes) wrote2025-06-01 07:53 am

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[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
It is not.

Of course I've missed you. You're my favourite.
mygoodsir: (benevolent)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Second favourite, then.

Liar, you probably barely remember my face. But I'm glad you're here all the same. It's terribly boring otherwise.
mygoodsir: (modern 7)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely.

Flattering things, one hopes.
You should. I'd be very grateful.
mygoodsir: (happy)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
As could I.

What do you want?
mygoodsir: (modern 7)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. I remember how.

That's the benefit of years of practice, my dear.
mygoodsir: (happy)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Brat. You're still the most adorable, Koby, I promise.

Then you must provide me an exhaustive list of whom I may fuck, I suppose.
mygoodsir: (pta lookin mfer)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll call my lawyer.

Oh, jesus, his father is here. A right pain in the arse already.
mygoodsir: https://twoface.dreamwidth.org/ (sup)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a doctor and divorced, of course I've got a lawyer.

Distract him for me and I'll buy you something nice.
mygoodsir: (benevolent)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Have I told you lately that you're very funny?

Why?
mygoodsir: (pta lookin mfer)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very funny. And beautiful. And you've a charming accent.

Seems to be going around.
mygoodsir: (happy)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I mention the stunning arse?

Thank you! And he's no proof of that anyway.
mygoodsir: https://twoface.dreamwidth.org/ (sup)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-02 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm mentioning it now.

Nothing I can't get out of, if a more interesting opportunity were to present itself.
mygoodsir: (benevolent)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-03 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
More interesting and more delicious.
mygoodsir: (benevolent)

[personal profile] mygoodsir 2025-06-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there.
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📨 delivery

[personal profile] hymen 2025-06-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ resting atop your pillow: a luxe, cream envelope, your name embossed in gold letters, holding a textured invitation — ]

nishtha: (pic#17203687)

text - un: 💋💋💋💋

[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi slut.
nishtha: (pic#17340506)

[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She sends her love. How's everyone's favourite Antipodean cumbucket?
nishtha: (pic#17203777)

[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I know a great cure for hangovers like that.
nishtha: (pic#17235188)

[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's simple. You sit on my dick until you feel better.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-02 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone's been telling you lies. I don't hate you, Koko. 😘 Is Alvida still enjoying her Rothko?
nishtha: (pic#17890085)

[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-05 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Good. The Warhol was a poor reproduction.

Will you be going to this American party tonight?
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-05 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, I can't miss the chance to see the Presidential asshole. I have a bet with Parisa that he bleaches it.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-05 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I can only hope. 🙏

It will be fun, anyway. And now I want to see your outfit.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Delicious. I feel a sudden urge to eat a peach. 😉

You should wear those to meet the sexy priest as well.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. I have it on very good authority that he loves pretty things wearing tiny lacy underwear. You'll have him creaming his cassock.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-05 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Some. He's my brother in law.

[ A beat. ]

Former brother in law.

And yes, Koko, I do think you're pretty. So does the raging hard-on you've given me.
Edited 2025-06-05 15:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-06 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Amicable. More or less. They're still talking to each other, so I suppose that means it's only messy on the inside.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-07 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
A few familiar faces. The Balfours seem to know everyone.

Did you spot Hawkins Fuller yet? The tennis pro? What I would give for a night between those thighs.
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[personal profile] nishtha 2025-06-08 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Well, I suppose that sometimes you just want something easy.

[ Without a trace of irony. ]
dead_tongue: (light shade)

@spirited

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
hey slut

you know an fp jones?
dead_tongue: (light shade)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-02 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
obvi.

so he likes twinks. he like anything else special? feet? piss? bunny costumes?
dead_tongue: (ooo)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
fantastic 💕

i owe you. you can have coke or info.
dead_tongue: (light shade)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
k anything you wanna know
dead_tongue: (ooo)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
not me lol

have you hit up the pro athletes? they tend not to be very business savvy, but they have money. that yummy washed up tennis player maybe. or I think there's an olympic diver or swimmer.
dead_tongue: (sure jan)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
if they didn't, they wouldn't be here.

having a hard time pitching your bullshit, sweetie?
dead_tongue: (not laughing)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
unless they're staff, they're loaded. even the ugly ones.

that's the funniest strategy i've ever heard: send a twink to sell it. what is this, boyscout cookies?
dead_tongue: (eehee)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
ok not ugly. average.

you guys suck so bad lol
dead_tongue: (ooo)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno I've seen some pretty middle of the road guys wandering around. maybe my standards are just higher.

don't worry, sweetie, you can coast on your looks until you're 25.
dead_tongue: (check my nails)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
exactly.

this is a good place to find one. all you need to do is watch and see which ones are deluding themselves into thinking they're loved. they'll put up with anything.
dead_tongue: (eehee)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
then you know what to do.

love is a lie, Koby. never forget that.
dead_tongue: (hmmm)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
switzerland? yeah, actually, I could hook you up. going on the run?
dead_tongue: (light shade)

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-04 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
try not to fuck up so bad here you gotta bolt. 😘
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[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-06-04 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
that's queen slut to you. i have a crown.
longitudinal: (2010586_900)

@q

[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You left your underwear in the bathroom.
They’re cute, but not my size.
longitudinal: (2017707_900)

[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you did. Unless they’re a gift, but they’re still yours and they still got left behind.

Also, the label tells me all I need to know. Should I try them on? 😉

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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a busy guy.

I don't do photos. Bad for the reputation if they get out and I'm going for Olympic gold.

You're welcome to come see for yourself.
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as it's deeply hot first. 😏 But I guess you'll have to come see if I have them on.

They're pink. They don't quite fit over my ass.
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the swimming. Don't feel bad.

Besides yours looks like the right size to get my hands on. A perfect fit.
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I could be convinced to do swim lessons...

But does this mean I have to try two other asses before I find the one that's just right?

That means someone else will see me in pink first.
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-05 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll make a bet - we'll get you doing more than a doggy paddle by the end of next week.

Spoilers? I got a good look in the shower so I'm inclined to believe you.

If you want to see how these fit, you don't have much time. Or should I come to you? Make a scene of it.
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I won't let you sink. Again, bad press. Too much paperwork.

But all that aside - are you going to come make a scene or not? I have a few other scene-makers in my inventory. They might even like me in pink, too.


[ what's a little harmless fun among roommates. ]
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[personal profile] longitudinal 2025-06-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I know a guy.

[ or his dad knows a guy. a guy who has covered up a few things for him, yes, and who has protected q when he didn't know he needed protection. idly he thinks he needs to call his dad - it's been a while. he can't quite remember how long it's been and h̴̺͎̙͑̓͘e̴͇͙͛̚͝ c̵̦͚̈́͛̈́a̴̟͖̝̓̐̈́n̵͇̘̙̿͊͝'̸̢͓̦̐͒̚t̸̼̫̒͛̽͜ r̵̝̺͕̐̿̕e̵̡͓̟͐̓͒m̴̠͍̟̈́̒̐e̸̪͚̦͊͛͑m̸̝̪͆͘b̸͖̟͖͊͋͠e̴̝͎̝͒͌͘r̵̦͓͕͑͆ w̵̼͙͍͑͋͊h̸̢͓̺͑͐̚a̴̘̪͋̔̕t̴̡̻̾͊ h̵͉̟̓͌̈́͜i̵̦͇͒̾͆͜s̴̢͉͔͑̒̿ v̴̞̻͎̀͒̽o̸͉̦̘̓͝i̵͉̠͕͌̐̈́c̸͕̞͐̓̓e̴͉͕̺̾̈́̈́ s̴͕̻͎͋͆̔o̸̺̟͓̔̕͝u̸̼͎̽͑̔͜n̴̺͍͎̓͌̔d̴̞͎̠͛͊͝s̸̫͚͛́̾ l̵͍͎̟̈́̈́̓i̵̺͎̓͒͜k̸̙̞̺̒͌͠e̸̙͉͓̽̓͐ a̵͚͖̟̓̔̔ǹ̸̫̙̻̒̕ý̵̢̦̫͒͠m̵͇̺̻͌͒͒o̵̞̼̟̓̓͝r̸̠̘̈́́͛͜e̵̟͙͓̐̓͝.

but when the clomping of boots begins all the way to the moment those very same boots enter his room, he'll find q standing at his dresser, bent to dig out some kind of tshirt. and sure enough, he's in the pink underwear that fits him too tightly. the bottoms of his ass cheeks peek out, the fabric riding up. who knows what's going on in the front. ]


I've met many, many hot nerds. You say it like it's a bad thing.