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Yes. I think I'm in shock.

Any idea why?

It said "for maintenance" -- maybe they're just adding a new wing or something. A better card catalogue. Laminating the "no sex unless you clean up" poster I made.

I don't think it'll take more than a couple minutes to laminate the poster, it can't be for that.

[ He does not think they are laminating the poster. ]

Do you think...something happened to whoever's in there, filling requests?

I hope not. I Really hope not. I guess I'll need to find a new hobby, if nothing else.

There's more to do than just read.

Well, yes, but I've not really done anything but read and train and You know Since I've gotten here. I don't think I know how to have hobbies.

Have you tried puzzles? The arcade? Sports? Come on, there’s plenty if you’re looking for it.

It's football season, you could be a kicker.

I've heard about the arcade. It sounds noisy. Have you been? Tim, you're trying to make me feel better and being very sweet, and I appreciate it, but I don't even know which sport football is. The black and white one or the one with sticks?

Not yet. But it's games, right? We could go, if you want.

It's the brown oval ball with pointed ends. It's not popular in England, they've got a different football.

I think so. I might be bad at it, but if you'd want to go, I'd be game. Heh. "Game". Right, thank you. I think England should just have the same games as the rest of the world, actually.

You get better with practice, it'll be fun. And I'm ignoring that.

America's the odd one out here, actually. But our version is better.

That was FUNNY, hey! But okay. If you'll explain the rules again, I'll try my best. I was going to try to get better at chess too, though that's less physical. Or see if ice fishing is the same as deep-sea fishing. I was good at that, before.