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[holyposition]

It's more fun because you can see everything rush at you.

[kobes]

That sounds
Terrifying? Exhilarating? Both?

But you'll sit behind me, right?

[holyposition]

Both!

Yeah, they can usually fit two.

☃️🛷🎄

[kobes]

You won't let me get hurt?

[holyposition]

It won't hurt, if you fall off you just land in the snow.

[kobes]

What if we run into a tree? Or get attacked by a moose?

[holyposition]

They don't have moose here. As for the trees, steer around them.

[kobes]

I have to STEER???

[holyposition]

Just a little.

It's a kid's game Koby. You'll be fine.

[kobes]

It's a speeding projectile and I'm going to be in CHARGE of STEERING IT.

[holyposition]

The hill isn't steep enough, it won't be that fast.

[kobes]

How do you KNOW? Did you MEASURE the angle of the HILL??

[holyposition]

I've walked down it! Koby, relax.

[kobes]

I'm relaxed. I'm so relaxed. I'm relaxed enough that I won't even ask to wear a helmet.

[holyposition]

It won't fit over your hat! Wear a hat so your ears don't freeze off.

[kobes]

Oh, I forgot, yes. My ears were FREEZING when I went outside earlier.

The closet's given me some nice things, though. Lots of yellow. I guess for if I get lost in the snow?

You have a hat and things too, right?

[holyposition]

Of course I do. I'm taking some of the Westeros boys shopping to get winter ready, you should come.

[kobes]

They're not from an island too, are they? But they don't have winter?

[holyposition]

Their seasons last for decades. They were born in the summer, so they've never seen winter.

[kobes]

Decades, really? That sounds
Sort of like home, actually.

They'll definitely both need gloves. And hats. And scarves. All of them will.

[holyposition]

I'm on it.

[kobes]

For the brothers, I'm assuming.

[Elephant, room, tiptoing around it.]

[holyposition]

No, not Aegon. I told Jacaerys I'd help him out, too.

[kobes]

Not Aegon. Okay.

But not Daemon, right?

[holyposition]

No! That man is an animal.

Aemond, but you knew that.