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kobes: ([:(] unimpressed megane)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[!!!!]

I did NOT look like that!
holyposition: (actually i'm a man now)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Should I ask Quentin?
kobes: ([:)] ACtually...)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[No, because he has photographic evidence that looks UNCANNILY like that weird sad ornament.]

Sure. Go for it.

[Then, after a hasty scramble:]

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

You when I forgot how many sheep were at the birthday party for that guy you like.

[He means Jesus.]
holyposition: (and told him i believe)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, because you want to learn everything about everything except for Christmas!
kobes: ([:|] yeah but ur wrong)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I keep thinking I've learned everything about it, but there keep being more things. Last time you said there was a snowman that came to life and a person named Balthazar.
holyposition: (are always changing)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
The snowman's just a song, Koby. I think they made a movie but we haven't gotten to it yet.
kobes: ([:|] fck ur ship)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Right. He's one of the things that doesn't actually have anything to do with the baby story?
holyposition: (as it comes back to me)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
The important thing is the birth of Christ, the trees and presents and Santa is all just for fun.
kobes: ([:|] that's a terrible idea)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Right, yes. The snowman is
Also for fun?
When do the reindeer come in? They're not at the barn, right?
holyposition: (but i still feel like they all know)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
We watched that movie about the elf, were you even paying attention? :(
kobes: ([:(] gonna hurl)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I was! I cried for twenty minutes when his dad was mean to him! I just can't remember which animals were at the barn!
holyposition: (but i've never lost this feeling)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
The reindeer pull the sleigh.

(Not for Jesus, just for fun)
kobes: ([:(] is this a date?)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-08 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Riiiight, right right. That seems impractical. They should invest in horses or engines, I think.

I have to wait until the actual day to give you your gift, right?
holyposition: (cuz i'm doing it regardless)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-08 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not real. It's a fantasy for kids.

Not necessarily, but you need to wait until the actual day to open them. Some impatient people choose one to open on Christmas Eve, but that's ridiculous.
kobes: ([:|] that's a terrible idea)

[personal profile] kobes 2024-12-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
To motivate good behavior. Right? Behave or you won't get any presents?

Is it? Okay. Ridiculous. Obviously.
holyposition: (dorky christmas sweater)

[personal profile] holyposition 2024-12-09 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's the idea.

Obviously. Be patient!
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