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[kobes]

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[kobes]

Right, yes. The snowman is
Also for fun?
When do the reindeer come in? They're not at the barn, right?

[holyposition]

We watched that movie about the elf, were you even paying attention? :(

[kobes]

I was! I cried for twenty minutes when his dad was mean to him! I just can't remember which animals were at the barn!

[holyposition]

The reindeer pull the sleigh.

(Not for Jesus, just for fun)

[kobes]

Riiiight, right right. That seems impractical. They should invest in horses or engines, I think.

I have to wait until the actual day to give you your gift, right?

[holyposition]

Well, it's not real. It's a fantasy for kids.

Not necessarily, but you need to wait until the actual day to open them. Some impatient people choose one to open on Christmas Eve, but that's ridiculous.

[kobes]

To motivate good behavior. Right? Behave or you won't get any presents?

Is it? Okay. Ridiculous. Obviously.

[holyposition]

Yeah, that's the idea.

Obviously. Be patient!