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[kobes]

I keep thinking I've learned everything about it, but there keep being more things. Last time you said there was a snowman that came to life and a person named Balthazar.

[holyposition]

The snowman's just a song, Koby. I think they made a movie but we haven't gotten to it yet.

[kobes]

Right. He's one of the things that doesn't actually have anything to do with the baby story?

[holyposition]

The important thing is the birth of Christ, the trees and presents and Santa is all just for fun.

[kobes]

Right, yes. The snowman is
Also for fun?
When do the reindeer come in? They're not at the barn, right?

[holyposition]

We watched that movie about the elf, were you even paying attention? :(

[kobes]

I was! I cried for twenty minutes when his dad was mean to him! I just can't remember which animals were at the barn!

[holyposition]

The reindeer pull the sleigh.

(Not for Jesus, just for fun)

[kobes]

Riiiight, right right. That seems impractical. They should invest in horses or engines, I think.

I have to wait until the actual day to give you your gift, right?

[holyposition]

Well, it's not real. It's a fantasy for kids.

Not necessarily, but you need to wait until the actual day to open them. Some impatient people choose one to open on Christmas Eve, but that's ridiculous.

[kobes]

To motivate good behavior. Right? Behave or you won't get any presents?

Is it? Okay. Ridiculous. Obviously.

[holyposition]

Yeah, that's the idea.

Obviously. Be patient!