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[nishtha]

Someone's been telling you lies. I don't hate you, Koko. 😘 Is Alvida still enjoying her Rothko?

[kobes]

[speaking of unresolved mommy issues--]

you know you're her favorite, babe.
hung it in the dining room apparently, replaced the warhol.

[kobes]

god, i love a divorcee. so much more glamorous.

he hates my guts. so that'll be easy to do.

[mygoodsir]

Have I told you lately that you're very funny?

Why?

[kobes]

yeah, but not nearly enough 😘

I dunno. he's allergic to fun.

[mygoodsir]

You're very funny. And beautiful. And you've a charming accent.

Seems to be going around.

[kobes]

you could keep going, if you wanted~

the only reason he has to hate you is the fact that your dick's been inside his son. grow up, steffie.

[mygoodsir]

Did I mention the stunning arse?

Thank you! And he's no proof of that anyway.

@spirited

[dead_tongue]

hey slut

you know an fp jones?

[kobes]

you DIDN'T. quite the omission, doc.

awww, flattery will get you anywhere~
what're you doing after dinner?

text; un: kboy88

[kobes]

are you assuming that just cause a man is hot and older i've had his dick in my mouth???
RUDE.



yes, I know him 🙄

[mygoodsir]

Well, I'm mentioning it now.

Nothing I can't get out of, if a more interesting opportunity were to present itself.

[dead_tongue]

obvi.

so he likes twinks. he like anything else special? feet? piss? bunny costumes?

[kobes]

nobody likes bunny costumes actually that's a lie from big rabbit to sell stuff.
i dunno. brats, i guess?

so you'll do just fine.😘

nsfw link

[kobes]

[and for that, he gets a reward.]

good boy.

does that seem more interesting to you?

[mygoodsir]

More interesting and more delicious.

[dead_tongue]

fantastic 💕

i owe you. you can have coke or info.

[kobes]

good.
my room, when the stuffy butler guy calls for dinner.

[mygoodsir]

I'll be there.

[kobes]

info, duh, i brought my own shit.

[kobes]

good boy. 😘

[dead_tongue]

k anything you wanna know

[kobes]

[a beat.]

who's most likely to invest in alvida's shitty casinos?
like, desperate, edge of ruin ready to risk it all?

[dead_tongue]

not me lol

have you hit up the pro athletes? they tend not to be very business savvy, but they have money. that yummy washed up tennis player maybe. or I think there's an olympic diver or swimmer.

[kobes]

hmmmmm
and they have money? u sure?