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[kobes]

i'll have the sexy priest light a prayer candle 😘

and spoil the surprise? naughty ❤️
i can show you what's underneath, so you know what you're working towards

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[nishtha]

Delicious. I feel a sudden urge to eat a peach. 😉

You should wear those to meet the sexy priest as well.

[kobes]

i'll save you a bite 😘

think that'll work? you know me, i love undermining the church

[nishtha]

Absolutely. I have it on very good authority that he loves pretty things wearing tiny lacy underwear. You'll have him creaming his cassock.

[kobes]

is that from personal experience?

also you think i'm preeeeeetty 🥰🥰🥰

[nishtha]

Some. He's my brother in law.

[ A beat. ]

Former brother in law.

And yes, Koko, I do think you're pretty. So does the raging hard-on you've given me.

[kobes]

ohhhhhhh 👀👀👀👀👀 amicable split? or messy?

promises, promises~ save that for tonight, mando baby, i'll be ready to go after the newlyweds get me warmed up for the party 🥰

[nishtha]

Amicable. More or less. They're still talking to each other, so I suppose that means it's only messy on the inside.

[kobes]

best place to put a mess if you ask me 😏
good to know. seen anyone else yet you know?

[nishtha]

A few familiar faces. The Balfours seem to know everyone.

Did you spot Hawkins Fuller yet? The tennis pro? What I would give for a night between those thighs.

[kobes]

they sure do. it's kinda weird.

oh yeah. ohhhhh yeah 😏
heard he's like a sad tortured widower.
he's down BAD for teo tho