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[nishtha]

Hi slut.

un: kboy88

[kobes]

[kicking his feet, twirling his hair]

hi, whore 💓
how's the unresolved mommy issues?

[nishtha]

She sends her love. How's everyone's favourite Antipodean cumbucket?

[kobes]

dying of a xanax/champagne plane hangover
stop using big words when i'm dying, bitch

[nishtha]

I know a great cure for hangovers like that.

[kobes]

i'm listening

[nishtha]

It's simple. You sit on my dick until you feel better.

[kobes]

i didn't know you were a medical genius mando~

might need a refresher of where i should sit, since you hate me and its been forever 😔😔😔

[nishtha]

Someone's been telling you lies. I don't hate you, Koko. 😘 Is Alvida still enjoying her Rothko?

[kobes]

[speaking of unresolved mommy issues--]

you know you're her favorite, babe.
hung it in the dining room apparently, replaced the warhol.

[nishtha]

Good. The Warhol was a poor reproduction.

Will you be going to this American party tonight?

[kobes]

yeah she got pissy at the guy who made it 🙄 sucks to be him

thinking about it
the not-president guy's footing the bill for my outfit so why not
you?

[nishtha]

Please, I can't miss the chance to see the Presidential asshole. I have a bet with Parisa that he bleaches it.

[kobes]

sweetie i know in my heart you're right but that man is a stone cold top nobody's getting near his asshole 😔😔😔

[nishtha]

I can only hope. 🙏

It will be fun, anyway. And now I want to see your outfit.

[kobes]

i'll have the sexy priest light a prayer candle 😘

and spoil the surprise? naughty ❤️
i can show you what's underneath, so you know what you're working towards

[presidentialslutparty.png]

[nishtha]

Delicious. I feel a sudden urge to eat a peach. 😉

You should wear those to meet the sexy priest as well.

[kobes]

i'll save you a bite 😘

think that'll work? you know me, i love undermining the church

[nishtha]

Absolutely. I have it on very good authority that he loves pretty things wearing tiny lacy underwear. You'll have him creaming his cassock.

[kobes]

is that from personal experience?

also you think i'm preeeeeetty 🥰🥰🥰

[nishtha]

Some. He's my brother in law.

[ A beat. ]

Former brother in law.

And yes, Koko, I do think you're pretty. So does the raging hard-on you've given me.

[kobes]

ohhhhhhh 👀👀👀👀👀 amicable split? or messy?

promises, promises~ save that for tonight, mando baby, i'll be ready to go after the newlyweds get me warmed up for the party 🥰

[nishtha]

Amicable. More or less. They're still talking to each other, so I suppose that means it's only messy on the inside.

[kobes]

best place to put a mess if you ask me 😏
good to know. seen anyone else yet you know?