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[considerable]

silly me i 4got to take my measuring stick out when i was sucking his dick lololol

its still valuble info 2 have
him being muscle-y

[kobes]

[Koby is Not Imagining That, now shut up.]

Is it? To who. Who needs to know. I don't need to know. Who cares.

[considerable]

meeeee 🙋‍♀️ i care
i care enuff 4 like 609533 ppl
u care enuff 2 ask me how tall he is

[kobes]

I'm just asking out of polite curiosity! You're the one who brought up his dick.

[considerable]

loooool
oh ur rlly thinking abt it now huh
his dick is perfect

[kobes]

I'm not thinking about anyone's dick!!

[Lying liar who lies, he's a teenage boy, he's thinking about it constantly.]

[considerable]

( this IS actually the unifying factor between these two boys... pink hair and teenage horniness. )

y not??? maybe u should be!!

[kobes]

Are YOU thinking about me thinking about his dick? Are you thinking about me AND his dick COMBINED somehow?

[Share your dirty thoughts, because you clearly have them, harlot.]

[considerable]

idk maybe its like that time u and hyunsu were talking abt what turns me on 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

( touché, binch. )

[kobes]

Well, we concluded biting did, but I'm not biting his dick. I'll bite yours, if you're into it that much.

[considerable]

do nOT bite my dick
ppl told me not 2 bite ur pussy so fair is fair
4 the record i have not bit hyunsu
yet

[kobes]

And they were correct to, because that would hurt, and you have bad manners.

Hm. Are you planning to?

[considerable]

u have bad manners asking me abt a strangers dick n if i plan on biting him!!

[kobes]

I think this is what people in your world refer to as "matching your freak".

[considerable]

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
r u matching my freak koby

[kobes]

I'm trying my best to, yes. 😊

Is it working?

[considerable]

yea sure u freak 😂💕

here ill match ur freak 2 since its only fair
were gonna go on a date n its gonna b like a real date ok?

[kobes]

Coming from you that feels like a compliment.





Wait. Really?
A real date with
Me?
You want that?

[considerable]

i swear im gonna kill u fr
lovingly
YES i wanna go on a real date w u dumbass or i wouldnt ask!!!

( well, he didn't ask — he told. informed. but still. )

[kobes]

Oh. That's
Really nice of you. Do I need to dress up? Is it going to be formal?

It's not going to be at the arcade, right? It's too noisy for me, there.

[considerable]

omg the arcade is def not 2 noisy
i bet theirs gotta b some game ud like there
but no i just had an arcade date so thats off the list

im not dressing up tho
black tie dinner every nite is alreddy annoying enuff

i herd theres a zoo that shows up sometimes

[kobes]

I've only ever walked by it and it's too noisy from the hallway.
I like normal games. Go and chess and things like that.

No, I guess you're right. It gets to be a little much, after a while.

Is there? I've never been. Are there seals?

[considerable]

( nerd!!!!!! )

idk ive never been eithr
would u hav an exisstencial crisis if their were

[kobes]

[He doesn't even have energy to fix that particular misspelling.]

I don't think so. It might be nice, even. I always liked seals, even before everything.