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[kobes]

Was that a genuine concern? That you'd die? You were typing very clearly for someone near deat.h

You'd
be dead, Iggy.

[dead_tongue]

oh yeah. that's a good point...

ghosts can be very embarrassed! I once had this guy, he died from a perforated colon? from sexual misadventure. he was so, so embarrassed.

[kobes]

Drink some water and I'm sure you'll be fine.

That seems
Poorly planned.
Not to speak ill of the dead or anything.

[dead_tongue]

bless you, Kobert.

right?!
oh, it's fine, he was pretty dumb. but you see why I'm concerned!

[kobes]

That's not my name. Who told you that was my name?

I do, yes. That isn't
A concern right now, is it? For you?

[dead_tongue]

oh, nobody! I just assumed Koby was short for something. like Toby for Tobias, or Iggy for Ignatius.

I mean... kinda. I'm trying really hard to make friends, you know? and I don't want people to be like, "oh my god, did you hear how Iggy died? what a loser!"

[kobes]

Oh! Oh, that makes sense. No, it's just "Koby". I picked it because it's the name for the same shade of pink my hair is, and it sounds enough like my old name that I'd answer to it.

I don't think you have to worry about that. You're a kind person, Iggy.
Also I sort of meant are you concerned about colon perforation, but.

[dead_tongue]

oh is that why? that's so clever! God I love your hair. totally jealous.

yeah, but kind doesn't mean people like you. they want you to be fun and cool.
oh! oh, no, I'm sooooo experienced with buttstuff.

[kobes]

I liked pink more when I was younger.

[A lie; he likes it now, but he had a very concentrated phase where he rejected anything even remotely feminine -- protectively, maybe, or something. But he prefers yellows and greens more these days.]

I'd rather be kind than liked, I think. "Cool" isn't really achievable anyway.
Oh. Good. Please be careful, it can be very dangerous.

[dead_tongue]

I love pink. I always have.

yeah... I guess. but you're very popular!
Koby my sweetheart if I told you about my dildo collection you would not worry.

[kobes]

I like red a little better. Or yellow.

Because I never stop talking. And I guess because I try my best to be helpful?
Oh. Do you have one here, or is it at home?

[dead_tongue]

those are great too.

and because you're sweet and adorable.
at home. it was for work. I had one I called 'the Behemoth.'

[kobes]

Adorable, really? That's
New. [Well, not from specific people, but in general, absolutely.]

That sounds terrifying. How were you not terrified?

[dead_tongue]

really!

years of practice.