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un: t.laughlin

[holyposition]

im having someone ocer
over

you two shouks stay out

as in keep having fun. not kicking you out oof your own room

un: koby

[kobes]

Oh? Someone ocer? We shouk?

[Listen, Koby doesn't need a reason to stay at Quentin’s, obviously, but this is highly amusing.]

Anyone I know?

[holyposition]

shush

You know everyone.

[kobes]

That's completely untrue, there are at least 5-10 people here I don't know.

Nightstand is restocked by the way. If you need supplies 🥰

["Restocked" like he's ever used a condom in his life.]

[holyposition]

It's not for sex

[kobes]

Of course not, it's for Scrabble.

Tell him you cheat, so he knows up front.

[holyposition]

You don't believe me

could be a she. because it's not for sex

[kobes]

If it was a casual chat between friends, you'd a) tell me who and b) not kick me out cruelly to sleep in the library.

[Now he's being a heinous brat, he is fully in Quentin’s room eating all his snacks.]

[holyposition]

youre texting me from quentins lap right now

[ do you really want to have a brat-off, koby?? ]

[kobes]

That's very presumptuous of you, Mr. Laughlin.



Maybe he's in MY lap.

[holyposition]

he'd squish you

[kobes]

I'm hardier than I look. And anyway, you're deflecting.

I don't mind if you have someone over, even if it is for sex. I don't do the laundry.

[holyposition]

drank too much I'd just lay there no sex

[kobes]

Ahhhhhh, I see. That's probably for the best, it'd make you seasick.

But still, you want privacy. Hm. Very interesting.

[holyposition]

so? do you want me in all your conversations??

[kobes]

Maybe. I value your input in most situations, Tim.

[holyposition]

fine it's Hawk.

🤬🤬🤬🤬

ifnindont check in in 45 minutes I've been seduced by a demon and you'll have to save me

[kobes]

Whattttt really Hawk I'm completely stunned and blindsided by this fact.

45 minutes, on the dot. Unless I'm busy. 😊

[holyposition]

I could meet someone else you know

don't be busy I need help im serious

[kobes]

You could. But you wouldn't care if I eavesdropped on you, then.

Tim, if you truly needed me not all the pirates in all the seas in all the world would stop me. But I'm also extremely comfortable right now, so please let me know if it's a true emergency in 43 minutes.

[holyposition]

You're the best if you were here I'd kiss you

talk later

[kobes]

If I was there, you'd push me out of the room, Tim.

[42.5 minute later:] All good?

[holyposition]

No I'd go find my own

OK here's here later

[ later... ]

👍good

[kobes]

[Pfft. He almost teases more, but -- well. He's distracted too.

So, instead, later:] 👀 he's still there?

[holyposition]

[ He's gonna fall asleep. So later for Tim really is the next morning, ]

He is. Sorry. We'll be out in an hour, tops.