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[she is; koby can feel the edge of anger sizzling and sharp, like a fresh sunburn, and its -- comforting, in a way. nami angry is nami mobile and motivated and fighting. it's better than nami in the snow, nami hollowed out, nami giving up.
so it hurts but -- if she needs someone to be mean to, koby welcomes it with both arms.]
Okay. If thats what you need then
Okay. [he just can't conceptualize it in the context of her leaving him.]
so it hurts but -- if she needs someone to be mean to, koby welcomes it with both arms.]
Okay. If thats what you need then
Okay. [he just can't conceptualize it in the context of her leaving him.]
( ani doesn't wait around for her (aggressive, frankly) knock to be answered — no one's hiring her for her bedside manor unless they want her to play nurse in a latex costume. but on koby's doorstep, as promised: a gift basket of flavorful lubes (all pinkly on theme, from strawberry to cotton candy), arranged in a bastardization of a bouquet. besides them, a pamphlet, decorated in an offensive amount of glitter gel pen. )
💋 ANI'S SLUT BIBLE FOR BEGINNERS
for: koby (slut in training)
from: ani (professional dick decorator)
🍓 what's in your mouth, bitch?
do not just squirt the whole bottle like it's whipped cream, dumbass.
apply like lip gloss — then test with a finger, or a brave volunteer (i know you got options, baby.)
if it tastes like cough syrup? toss it.
if it makes you horny for candy? congrats. you’re in business.
💦 BLOWJOB LAWS (memorize these or i'll quiz you next time)
1. use your hands. you're not a fucking blender. stroke while you suck. the combo? undefeated. the boys? emotionally ruined.
2. start slow. tease like you've got nowhere to be. make him beg. you don't even touch the dick for 90 seconds. lick thighs. kiss stomach. hover. make them think you might suck it, then don't. be a goddamn menace.
3. eye contact is a weapon. lock eyes like you’re about to devour his fucking soul. extra credit if you smile a little with his dick halfway down your throat. (boys are so easy. you just have to pretend to worship them and they die.)
4. flavored lube = your co-pilot. a little drop on your tongue = makes it slicker and gives you something sweet to focus on instead of wondering if he showered. use it to make gagging feel like dessert.
5. deepthroating is a flex, not a requirement. do it if it’s fun. do it if he’s earned it. but know that a good tease will always win. sometimes they're hardest when you're barely touching them. (psychological warfare, babe.)
6. EDGE ‘EM TIL THEY WHIMPER (and then some). edging is the slut's long con. it's sadism. it's "i could make you cum, but i'm not going to." suck until he twitches, then stop and go back to kissing his inner thigh. lick slow, ask sweetly: “you close, baby?” then ignore the answer. when he’s begging? say “not yet.” it’s the closest they'll get to god without dying.
⚠️ flavored lube makes this more fun. he's overstimulated and you’re just casually reapplying lube like it's lip gloss.
📣 HOMEWORK:
say something nasty next time, even if you’re shy. even if you choke on it. especially if you choke on it. remember: your voice is the cherry on top. and you? you’re the whole goddamn sundae.
signed,
professor mikheeva
department of slutcraft & advanced technique 💋
kobyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
we need a do over for your birthday
because I was crazy
we need a do over for your birthday
because I was crazy
you can say I was crazy it's okay
Quentin and I had a plan to have a sleepover and spoil you which didn't happen cuz I was
like that
Quentin and I had a plan to have a sleepover and spoil you which didn't happen cuz I was
like that
It was a pleasant surprise, to have him at my side.
[ not because she doubted him, of course, but because others found her unconvincing. ]
I tire of fighting, Koby. I want only for us all to be well. That is to say, I’m glad to have you both with me, in striving for peace.
[ not merely among her family but the wider residents. ]
[ not because she doubted him, of course, but because others found her unconvincing. ]
I tire of fighting, Koby. I want only for us all to be well. That is to say, I’m glad to have you both with me, in striving for peace.
[ not merely among her family but the wider residents. ]
It's your birthday, you're supposed to decide!
If PRINCE KOBY demands a sleepover, I have to say yes
Theater has a new pirate movie
A sequel to the orlando bloom one. I forgot what its called but I'll bring it
Theater has a new pirate movie
A sequel to the orlando bloom one. I forgot what its called but I'll bring it
you're a prince to me :)
the cover had him and the drunk pirate and the girl on it so yeah
the cover had him and the drunk pirate and the girl on it so yeah
I don't know if I would want to be. i've been part of the process and I think more gets done behind the scenes
ok hold on.
[ hoofing it to the theater because suddenly this is the most important thing in the world. and sending Koby a surprisingly not blurry photo of the dvd jacket. ]
i haven't seen it yet
we were gonna surprise you on your birthday
me and quentin
but i busted your head open instead.
ok hold on.
[ hoofing it to the theater because suddenly this is the most important thing in the world. and sending Koby a surprisingly not blurry photo of the dvd jacket. ]
i haven't seen it yet
we were gonna surprise you on your birthday
me and quentin
but i busted your head open instead.
Edited 2025-05-27 01:58 (UTC)
the surprise is ruined. but i'm still waiting until the three of us are together
I'll ask Hawk!!!
im taking this dvd so nobody else does. we'll watch it tomorrow
im taking this dvd so nobody else does. we'll watch it tomorrow
Oh no we have an agreement. only approved sleepovers. I'm not BRINGING him
unless you want me to. but I thought it would be like last summer
unless you want me to. but I thought it would be like last summer
I saw that pause
it was my idea, koby. im a jealous freak and a hypocrite so it forces us to talk things out
It was nice :) I love you guys
it was my idea, koby. im a jealous freak and a hypocrite so it forces us to talk things out
It was nice :) I love you guys
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