( ani doesn't wait around for her (aggressive, frankly) knock to be answered — no one's hiring her for her bedside manor unless they want her to play nurse in a latex costume. but on koby's doorstep, as promised: a gift basket of flavorful lubes (all pinkly on theme, from strawberry to cotton candy), arranged in a bastardization of a bouquet. besides them, a pamphlet, decorated in an offensive amount of glitter gel pen. )
💋 ANI'S SLUT BIBLE FOR BEGINNERS for: koby (slut in training) from: ani (professional dick decorator)
🍓 what's in your mouth, bitch? do not just squirt the whole bottle like it's whipped cream, dumbass. apply like lip gloss — then test with a finger, or a brave volunteer (i know you got options, baby.) if it tastes like cough syrup? toss it. if it makes you horny for candy? congrats. you’re in business.
💦 BLOWJOB LAWS (memorize these or i'll quiz you next time)
1. use your hands. you're not a fucking blender. stroke while you suck. the combo? undefeated. the boys? emotionally ruined.
2. start slow. tease like you've got nowhere to be. make him beg. you don't even touch the dick for 90 seconds. lick thighs. kiss stomach. hover. make them think you might suck it, then don't. be a goddamn menace.
3. eye contact is a weapon. lock eyes like you’re about to devour his fucking soul. extra credit if you smile a little with his dick halfway down your throat. (boys are so easy. you just have to pretend to worship them and they die.)
4. flavored lube = your co-pilot. a little drop on your tongue = makes it slicker and gives you something sweet to focus on instead of wondering if he showered. use it to make gagging feel like dessert.
5. deepthroating is a flex, not a requirement. do it if it’s fun. do it if he’s earned it. but know that a good tease will always win. sometimes they're hardest when you're barely touching them. (psychological warfare, babe.)
6. EDGE ‘EM TIL THEY WHIMPER (and then some). edging is the slut's long con. it's sadism. it's "i could make you cum, but i'm not going to." suck until he twitches, then stop and go back to kissing his inner thigh. lick slow, ask sweetly: “you close, baby?” then ignore the answer. when he’s begging? say “not yet.” it’s the closest they'll get to god without dying.
⚠️ flavored lube makes this more fun. he's overstimulated and you’re just casually reapplying lube like it's lip gloss.
📣 HOMEWORK: say something nasty next time, even if you’re shy. even if you choke on it. especially if you choke on it. remember: your voice is the cherry on top. and you? you’re the whole goddamn sundae.
signed, professor mikheeva department of slutcraft & advanced technique 💋
🎁 delivery, cw: nsfw language......................